Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
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that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
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Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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