jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
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triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
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I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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