how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
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Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
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I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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