I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
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It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
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It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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