Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
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ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
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I would not recommend douching while drunk.
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And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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