Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
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Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
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Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
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