when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
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it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
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she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
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