They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
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So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
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I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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