There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
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can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
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I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
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