I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
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you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
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blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
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