nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
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Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
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OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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