my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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