yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
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I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
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So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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