Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
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My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
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HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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