no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
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he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
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She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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