I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
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Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
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pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
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