Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
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So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
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Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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