like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
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You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
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My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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