I want to make a zoo with you.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
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I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
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Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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