he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
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If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
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I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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