I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
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who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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