I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
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Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
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I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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