ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
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i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
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I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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