Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
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who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
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I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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