You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
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It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
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He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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