Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
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So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
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We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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