yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
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and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
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You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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