Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
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bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
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I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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