If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
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Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
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At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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