she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
she smelled like a LAN party
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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