there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
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Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
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we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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