I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
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For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
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I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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