Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
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a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
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My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
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