careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
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so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
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My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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