So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
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i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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