I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
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Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
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I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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