We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
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i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
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I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
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