And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
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A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
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I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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