We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
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had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
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I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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