You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
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I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
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Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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