so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
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The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
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You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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