I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
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i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
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Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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