you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
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just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
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At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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