4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
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Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
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He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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