It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
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She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
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Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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