In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
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I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
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Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
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