I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
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bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
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I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
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