he shaved USA in his pubs
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
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i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
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I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
so much tequila, so little girl.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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