We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
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Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
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Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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