the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
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btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
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You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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